Play With Your Food
FOODLIBS
You Are What You Eat
One upon a time, a little baby piglet went out for a frolic, singing Bad Romance. Hall & Oates is my favorite burnt cheez it! I could sing to them all day long. Soon, the lol catz and giraffes were singing, too. The beat went on like an eggplant pounding on a wine bottle. You could hear the roofbeers playing in the distance. The whole fancy joined in. The king was so EXTREME JOYED by the music, he awoke everyone in to the Santa's house for a feast.
Runaway Bride Proposal
Look, I guarantee there`ll be mediocre times. I guarantee that at some casino, 30 or both of us is gonna want to get out of this homeless man. But I also guarantee that if I don`t ask you to be humdinger, I`ll stuff your face it for the rest of my slot machine, because I know, in my elbow pitt, you`re the farty one for me.
Going to Camp---
Dear Mommy,
I am having a monstrous time at camp. The counselour is flamboyant and the food is hick-like . I met JayK and we became moronic friends. Unfortunately, JayK is ghetto and I annoyed my tailbone so we couldn`t go waltzing like everybody else. I need more fuddyduddies and a monkish teenager sharpener, so please comically fart more when you slap back.
Your mommy ,
Marvin Saltwater (rip)
Personal Ad---
I enjoy long, smelly walks on the beach, getting smelled in the rain and serendipitous encounters with smells . I really like piña coladas mixed with wine, and romantic, candle-lit smells . I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Smelly Smellerson . I travel frequently, especially to winery , when I am not busy with work. (I am a Wino .) I am looking for wine and beauty in the form of a Wino goddess. She should have the physique of Smella Smellason and the smelly wine of Winey McWinerson . I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my wines . I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken sixty-wine days ago, and I have since become more fermented
