Let's Talk.

We are Carmen and Francis. We work in a law office. We hate our lives. Let's talk.


How it all started...with a little daily gchat. 


CARMEN---MADE ITTTTTTTT

yo

FRANCIS  word

CARMEN:  How was your snow day?:

CARMEN:  how are you feeling?

FRANCIS:  fine. taking it slow. you?

CARMEN: I am great.....Sharing with Alissa.

FRANCIS:  yessssssssssssssss 

CARMEN:  IT's STROOOOOONG 

FRANCIS:  my nose is super dry. i had bloody boogers.

CARMEN:  I always have bloody sharp boogers.ALWAYS.it's the worst I am sorry.put Vaseline your nose....it works I have some lotion too....it might help

FRANCIS:  i actually have Vaseline in my bag. i will try it.

CARMEN:  Great....that is what my DR told me to do. So in a way...I am now your DR

FRANCIS:  thank you doctor. now about my poop...

CARMEN :  Drink lots of water....they pain will subside. 

FRANCIS:  thank you doctor.i can't pay you doctor.

CARMEN:  You can pay me in gratitude. 

FRANCIS:  GUH.ok.i sent you something to your phone.oh you got it.

FRANCIS new status message - even cold november rain.  

CARMEN:  I may go get 2nd meal

FRANCIS:  DO ITi might come have a look

CARMEN:  ......when I got in there things looked semi grossI grabbed some turkey

CARMEN:  You are getting food now

CARMEN:  Thank you for the chips.I am officially not doing anything right nowblogging and internetting.

FRANCIS:  i am doing things. but not too muchi will stay til 5

CARMEN:  me too probs

FRANCIS:  GOD I FUCKING LOVE DC.....let's write some jokes.what's the difference between diet coke and milk? 

CARMEN:  done love it. I wish they both came from a boob. boom roasted  

CARMEN:  What did the turkey say to the elephant?

FRANCIS:  i'm the one that's supposed to gobble.BOOM ROASTED how many turkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?FIVE! BOOM ROASTED! 

CARMEN: hshahahahyessssss

FRANCIS:  where does a leprecaun go on vacation? 

CARMEN:  Rainforestbowboom roated*ROASTED!!!!

FRANCIS:  yessssssssssssssBOOM ROATED 

CARMEN:  Why don't fish and mice talk to each other?

FRANCIS:  cause they can't BOOM ROASTED 

CARMEN:  YES!!!!! ROATED!

FRANCIS:  what did the dog say to the monkey? 

CARMEN:  Let's do it and create a super being..A DONKEY!!!!!!BOOK ROASTED!!!!!!!hahahah BOOMBook.....hahahaha

FRANCIS:  BOOK ROASTED! 

CARMEN:  BOOK ROATED!!!

FRANCIS:  ok hit me.

CARMEN:  What did the dollar bill say to the food stamp?

FRANCIS:  you're worthless! and still worth more than me. BOOM ROASTED
 
CARMEN:  BOOM ROASTED!!!!

FRANCIS:  187 alligators walk into a bar. Bartender says I"m sorry, we don't serve alligators here, 187 alligators then say:

CARMEN:  That's ok....we will just eat you.It was too quick....I can do better...

FRANCIS:  GOOD ONE.BOOM ROASTED!  

CARMEN:  It's okay...I was trying to SCALE down on the booze anyway?BOOM ROASTED

FRANCIS:  BOOK ROATED!! 

CARMEN:  187 pumpkins walk into a bar.......do it

FRANCIS:  187 pumpkins say: You don't know JACK! Oh...Lanterns! Those are pretty.and then they walked away.and fell down on the street and smashed. 

CARMEN:  BOOK ROATED

FRANCIS:  ................boomroasted...OH I SHOULD HAVE SAID "but we wanna get smashed"187 rocketships walk into a bar...

CARMEN:  Hey bartender I want to get three sheets to the moon.My moms says that all the timeBoom Roates

FRANCIS:  ha. i was all "well we'll just take off then". 

CARMEN:  Love itperf

FRANCIS:  BOOM ROASTED X 2

CARMEN:  Yep yeppers

FRANCIS:  3 sheets to the moon. aw mom.

CARMEN:  We need to save this chat.it's gold

FRANCIS:  COMEDY GOLD. i wish we could put pictures in.

CARMEN:  f yes

FRANCIS:  i can't do it.
 
CARMEN:  nor can Igoogle image man....google. image.

FRANCIS:  not in gchat.HURRUMPGHnick and i used to have a blog at work. do you wanna make one for us?we can do fun jokes and pictures and stuff.

FRANCIS:  where are you??? omg scoateseee where are you???CARMENEEEEEEEE!!!oh no what will i do?i probably should call the police.or at least just wait 5 minutes.which do i choose??where could she be??i need to know what to do, i have the hiccups.i have to pee. but what if she comes back and i'm gone?? i'll never know!why has so much happened to me since she's been gone??things were so calm and carefree when she was here, now she's gone and i'm going to hiccup to death and wet my pants at the same time!! 

CARMEN:  AHHHHh I'm here!

FRANCIS:  oh jesus. oh christ. thank the lord baby jesus.ok, i'm ok.

CARMEN:  THANK GOD!Let's start a work TumblrIt'swebsitelet's do it

FRANCIS:  ok DONE 

CARMEN:  What shall we name it

FRANCIS:  ohmyblog 

CARMEN:  We must use aliasesI can't spellso work fold don't catch on*folk

FRANCIS: nick was aaron i was nicole 

CARMEN:  best best bestI want to me........frick I can't type today

FRANCIS:  i want to me!

CARMEN:  be...............hmmmmmCarmenhilarious

FRANCIS:  i will be felicity

CARMEN:  Carmen and Felicity

FRANCIS:  or no. francis.Carmen and Francis.

CARMEN:  ohhhh.....love itOr Leonathat's my G ma's name

FRANCIS:  my gma's names are Betty and Jennie Mae.

CARMEN:  I like Carmen.Carmen and Francisbest for the win

FRANCIS:  Carmen and Francis. 

CARMEN:  I love your g ma's namesthey are too pretty...

FRANCIS:  shit. ohmyblog is taken.um...Betty is really Evelyn.   CARMEN:  Blog your face off.Blog damn itCi meThe truth about cats and blogs

FRANCIS:  i have vodka and coke now.the rum was mango rum.wtf.

CARMEN:  badda binglove it

FRANCIS:  yule blog. but it would have to pertain to holidays.bleh 

CARMEN:  we are on the right track....

FRANCIS:  i went to the rhyming dictionary but it's sucking.

CARMEN:  maybe ohmyblog.....then add something to the end

FRANCIS:  frog, log, dog,http://wordsthatrhymewithblog.blogspot.com/Eggblog.like eggnogPolliblog.like polliwogdumb.blogsaremansbestfriend.com

CARMEN:  I love eggblogeggblog latte

FRANCIS:  ha 

CARMEN:  I just thought of this and it is soooo stupid...bacon and blogbecuase I though blog rhymed with egg for a sechaha

FRANCIS:  ha. but i love those things.http://www.morewords.com/contains/og/blogagoganablogantiblogoticssmogblog 

CARMEN:  ablogogy

FRANCIS: archiblogigyi'm trying to make one with archiologyor zooblogigistkissmyblogBLOGGYSTYLE!!!BLOGGYSTYLE!!!!!!CHECK ITcheck that one out!!BLOGGYSTYLE 

CARMEN:  for the win!!!!does it work???

FRANCIS:  YOU CHECK ITsorry yellingcan you check it

CARMEN:  blogglemymindchecking

FRANCIS:  you were on that siteoh i love that one!autoblogographical 

CARMEN:  noooooooooooit's taken!!!!!!!!!

FRANCIS:  catablogue 

CARMEN:  blogystyle workswithout 2 g's

FRANCIS:  eh. we can be more original. 

CARMEN:  aggreed

FRANCIS:  blogglethemindok, well we work in a law officelet's think lawblawgoh. is that it?BLAWGAND, it's washignton, and UW is the dawgsso it's appropriateBLAWGis that taken?DAMMIT IT ISwe are so smart, we're just too late.i am a little bit drunk.

FRANCIS: bullbloglike bullfrogCARMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ARE YOU THERE?????????CARMEN!!!!

CARMEN:  I will lookI was chatting with an agenthold

FRANCIS:  BORING.oh sory. boring.

CARMEN:  taken

FRANCIS:  blawg?i googled it. me:  what about ohmyblawg

FRANCIS:  found it.boooo.oh, ok.that's great!!check it!! 

CARMEN:  FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA erinstew:  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!ohmyblawg!!

CARMEN:  come up here..........I need your assistance

FRANCIS:  aw geez. ok. hang on.